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Every guy knows the #1 rule at the urinal is to look straight ahead at the wall, never left or right. But this has gotta be up there too: Never STAB anyone. (???)
A guy in his 40s was out at a bar in Toledo last Friday, and went to the bathroom. And while he was standing at the urinals, a woman ran in . . . and stabbed him multiple times in his REAR END.
Her name is Shahnaz Ali, and she's 41. It's not clear if they'd talked earlier or what, but the guy told police he didn't know her.
She stabbed him twice in the butt, then ran out of the bathroom and took off. But he got a picture of her car, so cops tracked her down at her apartment a few miles away.
Luckily he wasn't seriously injured, but the stab wounds did require stitches.
(WTVG) (Haven't seen a mugshot, but this might be her. A Toledo woman with the same name did a local news interview two years ago about her kids' school, which is right down the street from where the butt-stabbing happened.) Image © 2022 Getty Images